"Leadership"

Yessir, it's the real leadership that's hard to find.
Now maybe George couldn't find the state of Alabama for a few
years in the early 1970's, but that doesn't mean he can't lead. In
just two years this remarkable politician, who was only a half a
million votes from being elected president, has led us to the type of
precipice that the 'zipper' couldn't find in eight years. That, my
friend, is leadership, and not only can he lead, he can do it safely.
That would be from behind, or in a hole, if he can find one, and we
know from 9-11 that if there is a hole within a few thousand miles
he'll be in it. Now that we found that damn precipice, your job
would be to start stepping off, alone or in groups. Don't worry about
George, these precipice things only bother the people at the front, and
there are lots of holes in the ground although I'm not sure about in
Alabama.
Someone has to be in the hole to control the energy problems
that all these slackers are causing by avoiding tribal conflicts, wars,
territorial disputes, and such. Worse than that, now that George has
led , in just 2 years, a boringly predictable booming economy into the
dumper, there is this difficult struggle to keep the energy prices up
while all the other prices are crashing around him. The man hasn't
received the credit he deserves on this issue. Singlehandedly, he has
kept oil prices at all time highs and this in the middle of a worldwide
recession. Now that is leadership because everyone is buying less,
building less, using less, planning less, and logic would say energy
demand would go in the dumper with the fools. Hell no! This is true
genius. After giving the governments extra money to his rich goombahs,
he's going to borrow a ton of money and use it to buy all the oil he can
get his slippery little dickskinners on. Not stopping there, the fools
get to pay the bill, both now and later. Leadership, my friend, genuine
leadership. Maybe from a hole in the ground. Presidential material,
even if he wasn't elected. We should have him bronzed, as soon as
possible.
Did I forget to mention his final cure for Global Warming and
the Greenhouse Effect? He's not afraid to copy somone else's good idea
and when he remembered Nancy Reagan's "just say no" simplistic solution,
he was brainstruck. Simplicity, that is the key here, like in simple
minded, but don't let that dull the lustre on this stroke of genius. We
just won't refer to these things we just wrote about in the gubmints'
paperwork. Done. Nada. Brilliant. No mas. That's leadership and I'm
pretty sure he'll want to get all the credit for that, and often. This
Iraq deal is overrated. How else we gonna get the oil? Simple, again,
don't you see genius at work here. Don't forget to vote, and remember,
it's about leadership. Yale will never live him down. They actually put
a diploma in his hands.
Don't give 'em any slack.
Dave