Only in the USA

The Good ol' USA
Only in America, home of democracy, can you get a president who doesn't
believe in democracy. If the unelected moron believed in democracy,
even a little bit, he would have said, "It's yours Al, you got half a
million more votes." But that would represent democracy and we're not
going to have any of that. Only in the USA, "Chri'sakes pickles, shut
off the microwave, Dick's ears are smoking." We have a fully charged
all electric VP to help implement the hallucination, I mean vision. We
stand at the crossroads of a greater oil theft than all the world's
best writers have ever imagined.
Nobody really wants the oil, just the distribution via tankers, pipelines,
tanker trucks, and eletric lines after the smoke gets going good. There
is good money in distribution, and all the support infrastructure, and
the banking. Yea boss, the banking. Without the lovely centralized
distribution, there wouldn't be centralized collection. That'd be about
money. Real money. Real money is always about banking. Hell, real
money is banking. That's what is especially attractive about centralized
collection of the monies. Pay the government some tax money after you
have collected it for them. Just like a partner. Only better, cause
they can steal you some oil if there is a squeeze. They use moron money
for that. The morons don't even know. Yessir, national security, oil,
big banking, paper money, and it just can't get any better. Well, that's
not entirely true. If we can get those Nukes plugging in to the centralized
collection system again, we'll be rich. I don't mean that, we're already
rich, but when you've got billions, it's so damn complicated with so
damn many small investments. You can put six billion dollars in a Nuke
plant, plug into centralized collection, give your cut to the government,
and you're cuttin' a jig. This green crap has to go.
There's eco-wackos out there who don't want these investments in their
backyards. Unpatriotic sob's. Think that they would be better off with
thousands of workers making local generating stations and the attached
jobs a part of the future. That was their past and it is going to stay
there. The centralized collection system is the best the world has ever
seen and we own the politicians and we're keeping the status quo. Well,
not exactly the status quo, I expect we'll be having a little more and
those wackos a little less. And no solar.
There's a canker. These wackos start usnig these renewable sources and
act like it's wonderful. Don't they realize that once they come online,
we've lost that little bit of centralized collection forever. This is
the type of activity that spreads like a plague. We've got to make this
type of behavior illegal. Shouldn't be much of a problem. We've put
a damper on all areas with too much freedom. Don't need warrants, or
have to worry about getting lawyers for alleged criminals anymore. Hell,
we can just lock 'em up, and not even tell anybody we are holding them.
Now, that is almost progress. Progress is when we can just shoot 'em.
For their own damn good, you know. Unpatriotic energy guerillas. This
has overtones of revolutionary behavior. We'll be able to round them up
and inter them for their own good. Too much freedom, but we're well on
our way to rectifying that. Minor adjustments to the Constitution and
the Bill of Rights because they're so old that the authors couldn't have
foreseen the contemporary needs.
Needs brings to mind expansion of current profits. Let's get legislation
in place to get our efficiency at these electricity producing centralized
collection honeypots lowered. We're only sending about 75% of the energy
up the smokestacks and if we increase that we'll bring up the tanker and
pipeline distribution to shortage prices. We'll get more for the primary
resource, charge more for the secondary resource, and in the name of
national security create a very real cloud by shutting down the emission
control systems. After a few years of that we can make some realy big
money by building and implementing systems to clean up the mess. Only
in America. Only bad lawyers talk about liability. We can sell any
problem operations and take a bad check for payment in full. Don't ya'
just have to love the law. If we have any real problems, we'll file
bankruptcy and they'll have to pay us to run the place while they figure
out how to cleanup the mess. We can even set up paperwork corporations
just accross the border with even bigger smokestacks and sell power to
our bankrupts to satisfy the needs created by the operations mess. As
long as there are lawyers, my optimism about the future is boundless.
Tell George that if he can keep the price of oil at $30/barrel while the
world economy spirals into the sewer, his blind trust will be involved
in limitless buying opportunities. Venezuela.
Doesn't that idiot Chavez realize he's standing in the crosshairs of a
momentous buying opportunity. We just get the flow going good and he
wants the dollars to go to Venezuela. What a moron. The oil industry
takes care of its own, and there are fewer than you think. We might
stabilize him while we're stabilizing Iraq. After all, it's about the
centralized collection of money here and these two despots are as bad
as eco-wackos and energy guerillas. If we don't do something now, these
idiots might start spreading the oil wealth to the peasants who don't
even know how to use the really big money. The first thing they always
do is step out of the centralized collection loop. We can't allow that.

Dave Fagan

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