Only in the USA
You really have to admire the way the rechargeable Dick (short 
  for 
  peckerhead) Cheney can get the inanimate (not inebriated) President 
  of the US to speak volumes without moving his lips (the presidential 
  lips, that is). Wonderful the way the unelected moron who does not 
  believe in democracy and proves it daily (if he believed in democracy, 
  he would have said, "You got a half million more votes, Al, it's your 
  job.") speaks one verbal message and another winds up in print. The 
  power of the press, or the people who run the press. Notice I did not 
  refer to them as media whores. Nope, I believe whores are a pretty 
  decent class of people, and I did not want to demean them, nor cast 
  aspersions upon their character. Bush defends democracy in print (
  refer to Al a few sentences back.), he defends freedom by initiating 
  a process to remove uneeded freedoms and distribute wealth  (freely
(freely 
  
  shared the treasury with the ultra-rich goombahs), he defends basic 
  rights (except the ones he's getting rid of like legal representation), 
  as an MBA has an inate understanding of all things financial (an area 
  where things are not black and white, who would have believed?), and 
  last but not least, with the world economy in the dumpster (one man's 
  dumpster, another man's buying opportunity), energy use down everywhere 
  except the US and Pentagon (just a coincidence that this has kept the 
  barrel and pump prices up for oily types like the electric VP and the 
   oil 
  states bonzo). Stay tuned for financials updates of the Carlyle
oil 
  states bonzo). Stay tuned for financials updates of the Carlyle 
  Group as we generate hot wars and jumpstart cold wars for the people 
  with the strings. If they should, perchance, profit from these 
  unrelated and unplanned events, perish any thoughts of subterfuge and 
  manipulation until after the pardons have been read in detail. 
  Your pal, 
  Dave Fagan
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