Electric VP If we could find the hard drive here, we could get his ears to stop smokin.'


Only in the USA

 

You really have to admire the way the rechargeable Dick (short for
peckerhead) Cheney can get the inanimate (not inebriated) President
of the US to speak volumes without moving his lips (the presidential
lips, that is). Wonderful the way the unelected moron who does not
believe in democracy and proves it daily (if he believed in democracy,
he would have said, "You got a half million more votes, Al, it's your
job.") speaks one verbal message and another winds up in print. The
power of the press, or the people who run the press. Notice I did not
refer to them as media whores. Nope, I believe whores are a pretty
decent class of people, and I did not want to demean them, nor cast
aspersions upon their character. Bush defends democracy in print (
refer to Al a few sentences back.), he defends freedom by initiating
a process to remove uneeded freedoms and distribute wealth This is democracy?(freely
shared the treasury with the ultra-rich goombahs), he defends basic
rights (except the ones he's getting rid of like legal representation),
as an MBA has an inate understanding of all things financial (an area
where things are not black and white, who would have believed?), and
last but not least, with the world economy in the dumpster (one man's
dumpster, another man's buying opportunity), energy use down everywhere
except the US and Pentagon (just a coincidence that this has kept the
barrel and pump prices up for oily types like the electric VP and the
There's democracy to be made here?oil states bonzo). Stay tuned for financials updates of the Carlyle
Group as we generate hot wars and jumpstart cold wars for the people
with the strings. If they should, perchance, profit from these
unrelated and unplanned events, perish any thoughts of subterfuge and
manipulation until after the pardons have been read in detail.
Your pal,
Dave Fagan
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