Trash Talk

Lotsa fun.

Ah yes, my dear demented madman. Nice of you to mention Arafat and turd in the same sentence, although nothing else is possible. I was chatting with my old goombah Khaleel, the undertaker. He's has inside information on unusual matters. He confided to me that he had prepared the matchbox that Arafat the turd was to be buried in. As politely as possible, I told Khaleel he was a friggin' idiot or worse. How you gonna get a big pile of shit like Arafat in a matchbox? He said he'd do like they so often do in Texas with some of the very large egos that have passed away there. Khaleel says to just give them an enema, and then put the remains in the matchbox, with room to spare. I cancelled your subscription to "Homos and Necrophiliacs", and if you don't behave I'll have your membership in NAMBA (North American Man Boy Association) investigated.