PERJURY

Hey ol' pal,
You've got to get me before the Congress so I can build my resume.
I'll stand there and lie like hell, and that should get me a plum job
in the White House. I've been checking around and if you've got a
proven track record of lying to Congress, you know, the representatives
of the American people, then you've got a great chance to get appointed
to a position in the unelected fraud's executive ranks. With a little
practice, I think I'll be able to make words come out both sides of my
mouth, maybe even enough for a fraud conviction, but easily enough for
perjury. Your help will be handsomely rewarded. See, I'm getting the
hang of it already. Thanks.
Dave