Dr. Yiler tracked down the Fountain of Youth in Florida and has now bottled the secret using the finest tap water from the Rochester, NY municipal supply as an elixir for longer life and youthful appearances. Guaranteed to taste like heavy metal. Not for human consumption unless Dr. Yiler's Elixir is the last "beverage" available for consumption (in which case, it may extend your life by a few hours as the average human cannot live for more than three days without water).

Certified Zydrate Free.

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