Reply to Scam
Do
you get those million dollar scam letters?
Dear Friend, In reply to unencrypted communication of "Top Secret" nature.
If negotiations are successful, I shall create an empty account with local bank
to recieve windfall under understanding of terms. This will give you account
to send monies to. Wire fees, consulting fees, related and unrelated fees to
be borne by you. I regret the passing away of my dear kin and can only be too
grateful to assume responsibilities of money management resulting from the the
void left by my near and dear relative. If the conventional method for transfer
of funds should prove unsuccessful, we can revert to the old CIA favorite. I
shall request that my loyal, though somewhat sticky, subordinate Peter Inhand
purchase fat candles for a surreptitious midnight exchange using aircraft. Peter
Inhand, my naked assisstant
shall stand at midnight upon the highest point in Allegany County, arms extended
horizontally with one lit fat candle in each hand while the aircraft can drop
the bundle upon or near his person. Awaiting further communication. Regards
Your dear friend, Dave