Homer going to dogs.

Planet alignment?

Already he had been to court in Podunk for a barking dog (extreme). So, he was forced to keep dog inside. Got a extra dog from Jeff Corker. Against someone's advice. Male dog. Already had a female dog. Growth proposition, soon 5 more dogs. Gonna sell as watchdogs for $100 each. Sold couple for $20, but they came back. Got 7 dandy furniture eating dogs. Make that 10, another litter day before yesterday. All must be kept in the house, because can't have barking dog outside. Take them for walks at various tmes of day to clear pipes and colons. Dogs are chow mixes, owner is moron, registered. Psycho son call from ministry in North Carolina, needs bus ticket to Homer's, or gonna starve in the land of milk and honey. He's not really gonna starve, got a free room and board offer from the local Sheriff, should he choose to stay. The big silly (you have to guess who this is) says no for 4 or 5 days, but the psycho knows his quarry and does not give up. Now we got 10 dogs and a psycho. Couple days later, big agrument between psycho and big silly, nearly violent. Unbeknownst to them, psycho and big silly, 4 year old Fanny Mae calls 911 and gets the state police to referee the match. Psycho moves into motor home (unlicensed, wrecked 86 Hyundai) in yard. At the present time really big silly (these things can grow) thinks to build a portable log cabin in the back yard for psycho. Trying to get bank loan to build at this time. Count your blessings.